haha, ok, todays title of blog should be: luke's merry male mishaps

actually, i was in the bank today, and i saw michelle branch, she was behind me in line, and i thought to myself, i don't deserve to be in front of her, but according to luke tradition, i already got shot down this year, so i have to wait till next year to randomly talk to a girl again, in person
ok she wasn't really michelle branch, and she was in her mid-twenties

its funny cuz i saw her walk out, and i knew she saw me walking in, she must have been done with her business, but yet....she still walked back in after i got there..... eh... quit thinking. don't flatter myself.

at citibank we'll meet, we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen...
-cake, short skirt, long jacket

yeah, i didn't even have a farking pen.

anyway, so then i went into the vons to buy a thing of contact lens solution
and this time a darker girl who was stocking tampons on the shelf happened to be in the same aisle where i had to get my contact lens solution....
upper twenties, hair tied back, short black hair, dark complexion, pacific islander, slightly overwieght but in a cute way
i tried to act like i didn't know where something was, to of no avail, she must have been off the market

girl at the express checkout counter, i should say woman....lower thirties (they are getting progessively older as i go from the bank line to the grocery checkout line?), she switched with a much younger white girl and i got to be first in line in the newly-created non-express checkout lane, with the older girl
also pacifc islander.....(they spawn in vons grocery stores worldwide?), curly hair this time, looked curl-ironed, she rang up my bausch and lomb, and said 5.08. i looked at the five in my hand, then looked at her, to of no avail

while i was scrambling to get another single dollar bill, she held her hand out and resembled a blonde fifties-era drive thru waitress on roller-skates waiting for my order, chewing pink bubble gum

i felt like such a dork on, i got the money, and without even looking at me, she handed me my reciept, and i waited a split second for her to hand me my change, then i looked to the right and heard the tell-tale clunky clunk of the automatic change machine.... didn't even get to make hand contact

so there you go, i skipped class at 11AM for nothing....
actually i was upset i lost my extra credit work i was going to turn in the last day today
there was only a movie today, and i was so frustrated i took it out on myself, forcing punishment on myself, to do chores.
i looked for 30 minutes through my bag for that yellow (shiny golden in my mind, by this time) sheet of paper, to of no avail.

victory and tampa, theres the mini-mall where my adventures and mishaps begin and end.

i talk to random girls online all the time, but i never expect it to go anywhere

much like that time at hollywood where we saw chevy chase

sorta like that time i was at KFC and i saw hulk hogan.....

yeah, just random pretty girls i see while i have my jumbo glasses on..... :(

i'm a sucker for long, black haired, sporatic girls who mistreat/ignore/abuse me
see also: Amanda
see also: curvy hips, and luscious lips
see also: henna tatooes
see also: independant
see also: innovative, illustrious, elusive, etc etc

clothes dont matter, the girl i want won't need them :)
the girl i want won't have all these things, well not all at the same time anyway.

too much talking, back to work and my two lunch jumbo jacks, which by the way cost 1.29 now instead of 99c

next blog i will talk about: the secret life of catch phrases, and how they are significant amongst friends