thought i'd post some more things you may not know about me.

i'm obsessed with checking my email like 5 times a day.
i sleep better on my right side.
never have broken a single bone.
wore briefs until age 18.
one punched someone, pushed them to the wall, then the ground, and rose my fist for the kill with a smile on my face, for calling me "puke" for a more than a week.
went to a gay club, danced with a lesbian.
don't like 50% of thai foods.
have 3 half brothers. don't know their names.

never been in jail. never been arrested. never had a speeding ticket. been in court once, for arguing that i did stop at a stop sign.

i discover new things i like every so often, and absorb them like kirby would to a enemy.

once when i was in elementary, a little girl told on me for yelling butt. she told a teacher i said the B word (teacher thought i said the other B word). the teacher furiously asked me what i said and i told her i said butt. the little girl was confused and almost crying. the teacher asked her if that was what i said and the little girl nodded yes. i was laughing, and got punished by sitting on the bench for laughing at her when she was pretending to cry. i never say the word that rhymes with snitch to this day. i just don't call girls that, no matter how much they are, or even if they call themselves that.

meanwhile. while this was happening, i was trying not to look in a corner where i knew two kids in an upper grade were kissing.

walked in on my dad having sex once when i was very young. green leather chair with wheels. missionary.

have heard my mom from my room with 3 or 4 different guys while growing up. she used to have a waterbed.

i think those last 2 things have messed me up particularly.