Saturday, November 06, 2004

this was actually right after previous post in the same blog, i made a seperate post because i didn't realize i went so far off track to what i started talking about in that previous post.

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i've been noticing a trend in the thai guys i know, including me; its very difficult for thai guys to get a girlfriend. nobody wants us. philipinas want a philipino. viet want a vieto. korean want kars. white want black. black want white. and thai girls, well they pretty much don't exist, like us thai guys. we're the asian ghost race.

i came to realize that the only race cooler than japanese are the hawaiian. and the only ones cooler than them are possibly the native americans, and maybe eskimos. so take that you slanty eyed sony makers, ahah just playing, any japanese person i know is already by definition of race alone is cooler than me. thats fucked up isn't it? japanese somehow is > than thai. maybe i'm the first one to say this but i'm actually tired of aiming to be called japanse. I'm pissed off that when someone calls me japanse i'm glad, and when they call me hispanic i get even more pissed than a bear in a bee hive. and lord help the person who tells me i look middle eastern, i just don't talk to them. i'm not racist but the japanse seem to be the "Royal" asian race, what all the other asian races shoot for or aim to look like. they are the trendsetters of our eastern continent, but they are just "japs" to many white people on this socially retarded land mass. its just nice to see someone can be cooler than them. oh yeah, also people who are cooler than me are any guys who is taller with a short haircut and possibly less personality, anyone the same size as me who spends billions on clothes and haircuts and the same personality potential, and midgets (no haircut needed).

well, actually midgets aren't cool, they are pitied. maybe cute. good for porn....Ahem *straightens necktie*....

ok so lets replace midgets with shorter people with outrageous look-at-me style. such as the ones who copy avril lavine. ok that could be anyone. i'm going to abandon this part of the testimonial and say yeah, i'm pretty much cooler than anyone shorter than me.

so the chain of command of coolnes depends largly on race, then height, then style. pretty much interchangeable tho, you need just the right combination of all three.

personality makes very little difference in your coolness as long as you have at least 2 of those three.

what a fucked up world, seriously.