The "I'm-not-a-trend" test.
by Luke

count up how many of these you have...

motor scooters
ipods
cell phones (add 20 points for the "chirp" phones)
bottles or tubs of gel
ug boots
"Joe Basketball player's" signature shoes

add...

number of times you've been to a club this last month
collection of tv show dvds you own
abercrombie and fitch shirts

subtract...

how many books you've read this past month
collection of anything you own besides tv show dvds
hot topic shirts

make total...

- integer = you're in a cave, a fucking cave. (not a trend)
0-2 = life or no life, you try (not a trend)
3-5 = you qualify for a person sitting in the back on TRL (trend)
6+ = you are more than a trend, you are the hate of everyone with less than 6 (ultra trend)




i got a -1

soon to come.... the do-you-have-any-real-friends? test