am i a wedding ring, or an old guitar?

because i got pwned.

sick as hell today and i wanna get ill. so i go to the place where my homeboys chill. gotta get my girl to rock that body, before i have to hit the bacardi.

steel reserve, mgd, mickeys, and vodka punch.

i'm sick today somethin fierce. i was sick anyway but alchohol, i now know, cures no flu symptoms.

i was a ninja turtle for halloween. got many props. which one? rapheal. only one they had left. would have perfered leonardo, because i have swords.

party was a blurred debacle of kitty tails, lip piercings, and different trips to the bathroom.

matt's partys are so banging. ucla crowd, nerdular happatistic fun. the spirit is definitely willing, and the soul is not weak.

we get signal early.

u-dog.

u know your drunk when...