How to tell you're dating the wrong guy. (part 1)

There are things that someone does that are dead giveaways they aren't a good person inside.

1. He is the kind of guy that will drive and swerve around to the rightmost lane when the light turns green so he can cut in front to the left and be first in the lane.
2. He buys you roses, but the cheapest kind.
3. He gives you something, and asks for something in return.
4. He asks to go dutch, when he's got enough to pay.
5. The first thing he reaches for is the boobs.

If you see any of these in your boyfriend, he's possibly a dick, most likely an asshole, and most likely not someone to stick with.