adventures in online dating:

i starting talking to this girl, then she (OR HE LOL) eventually sent me a link to a webcam site where i guess you pay to see girls tease you, so to get her back i thought i'd mess with her a little, hilarious:

luke : hows your holes, last thing we talked about was your holes
hotgirl alex: asl
luke : lsa
luke : ?
hotgirl alex: what is lsa
luke : what is asl?
hotgirl alex: age sex location
luke : 25, yes please, somewhere cool
hotgirl alex: where is your location
luke : my room
hotgirl alex: what country
luke : usa
luke :
hotgirl alex: cool
hotgirl alex: my pussy is so wet
luke : yes indeed
hotgirl alex: you want to see how et
luke : no wait
luke : actually i'm in japan
luke : lol
luke : do you speak japanese
hotgirl alex: nope
hotgirl alex: im an asian
hotgirl alex: philippines
luke : cools
luke : cool beans
luke : so do you like nice guys?
hotgirl alex: yes baby
hotgirl alex: you want me to do a fucking show for you
luke : hey hey
luke : no i just want to have a nice conversation with you on yahoo chat
hotgirl alex: what
luke : maybe you have another picture?
hotgirl alex: yes
luke : cool can you put it on this window
luke : hello?
luke : are you busy now? maybe we can chat another time?
BUZZ!!!
hotgirl alex: i have to go baby
hotgirl alex: you want me even im a cam girl
luke : aw
luke : sure
luke : its not like its cheating right
luke : and i probably will never see you in real life anyway right?
luke : are you gonna go show yourself?
luke : see
BUZZ!!!
luke : maganda ga po
luke : hindi kua luam
luke : indi ku alam
luke : alskdjalksjd
luke : see the thing is
luke : i'm really a rich guy
luke : and i will buy all your cams
BUZZ!!!
luke : and send you money
luke : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee