have you ever, in a public restroom, put your hand under the automatic soap dispenser?

it takes a second to recognize your hand, then it jizzes onto your hand.

but you take away your hand just a second too soon and it jizzes all over the sink. and you do it again, and it does the same thing. don't you, for just a little while, feel like you have superhuman speed, like you'r dodging the hand soap?

do you know how many diseases can be transferred on a toilet seat? more than 1200. why are we relying on a piece of paper that breaks just by pulling it out of the dispenser, to protect us?