girls like to date the asshole that cuts people off in traffic.

girls like to date the guy who blares music too loud and drives too fast.

and the more i examine them the more i see that they do cheating stuff a lot more than i do.

i'm not the asshole that cuts people off.

i'm the guy who gets cuts off and sees the girl in the passenger seat with the asshole.

i was talking to my cousin,-- "i need to keep a dozen eggs in my car at all times".