emo lyrics of the day:

I wish I was as invisible as you make me feel.

I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself.

---- let me know if you want to know the name of the song.

girls like to date the asshole that cuts people off in traffic.

girls like to date the guy who blares music too loud and drives too fast.

and the more i examine them the more i see that they do cheating stuff a lot more than i do.

i'm not the asshole that cuts people off.

i'm the guy who gets cuts off and sees the girl in the passenger seat with the asshole.

i was talking to my cousin,-- "i need to keep a dozen eggs in my car at all times".

wheresmyricebowl (11:04:38 PM): yeah, theres a picture of me
wheresmyricebowl (11:04:48 PM): when i was a kid
wheresmyricebowl (11:05:05 PM): i needed a bear to hug at night to sleep
wheresmyricebowl (11:05:16 PM): i just can't sleep without my bear
wheresmyricebowl (11:05:24 PM): now i'm too old for a bear

i got a haircut. i flipped thru a magazine and landed on a random page, then told the lady "give me this".

she gave me it.

it was a picture of a white guy in a suit with tennis-ball-length hair.

i'm changing m major to english. i can't deal with chemistry reqs for biology.

do you like "the killers"? ok, stop nodding your head and read this.

have you ever really listened to the words of "jenny"?

HE FUCKING KILLED HER!!!1111oneoneoneeleven! BUT HE LOVED HER!

get your head out of your ass and listen to that song, its 10 times as great when you pay attention to the words.

i have no warmth for saturn buyers

why do you buy a car that excels in no area?

every car manufacterer has their gimmick. honda their gas milage. toyota dependability. volvo safety. acura their asianness. mecerdes best luxury. bmw also luxury but trying not to be snotty about it. ford americanness. saturn nothing.

the only thing that comes to mind for saturn is their mediocrity

that says to me "look, i bought a saturn, i have no personality"

This is how i want to respond to people who ask me "how was your day?" when i get off work - - - - keep in mind this is basically a template of every single day at work for the next 4 years i plan to work there --

EDIT: deleted, see 10/4/06

new events:

Ani-magic
Anime Con
Mikomi Con

nerd!

good news is i don't think i'm getting hit on by my boss anymore,

the bad news is that could be sad.

as days go by.

my heart grows cold.

i can't seem to let this all pass me by.

i wish i could meet a girl that could make me feel like i was on fire.

make it real, its the only way for me.

i never used to care.

now life without coffee seriously fucks up my living schedule.

what happens is, if i have a cup of coffee to last through work, i get home and i am able to continue on with my day.

if i don't have coffee at work i get home and get tired at 6pm then sleep till i wake up the next day at 5am, then i go to fricken work, ENDLESS CYCLE!

have you ever, in a public restroom, put your hand under the automatic soap dispenser?

it takes a second to recognize your hand, then it jizzes onto your hand.

but you take away your hand just a second too soon and it jizzes all over the sink. and you do it again, and it does the same thing. don't you, for just a little while, feel like you have superhuman speed, like you'r dodging the hand soap?

do you know how many diseases can be transferred on a toilet seat? more than 1200. why are we relying on a piece of paper that breaks just by pulling it out of the dispenser, to protect us?

to the girl who only had a pic of the london bridge on findapix:

"you are the nicest looking bridge i've ever seen"

why do we always turn back when we walk away from the ATM?

are we just double checking to see that it didn't spit out a million dollars we could have missed?

match.com, or fatmatch.com as I now like to call it, because every other person is huge, has now lost my interest.

after trying to formulate email after email to get a girls attention, i've come to grips its all about the nice looking white guys that they want, not about what you do or say in your profile. if i was white i'd probably get a response back every time.

heres my last email...........
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Just wanted to say thanks for ignoring my email.

I know it wasn't that interesting, or entertaining, but I just don't do pick up emails.

I had just about given up on match.com

This makes me fully give up on match.com and on girls like you.

Least you could do is email back and say, sorry, don't think you're my type, or don't think it would work out. I would understand that.

I hope you meet your white or latino boy that cheats on you and brings you back to this horrible site.

Cya
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