woman came in to best buy today.

twice my age. but still had a charm.

i was in the paper shredder aisle.

she said, what nationality are you?

i said i was half thai half white.

she said i was handsome.

i said that made me uncomfortable.

i stammered for about 5 minutes while she grinned.

she finally said, cute boy, you look like your blushing.

i said, are you comming.... on to me?

she said, yes i am.

i stammered for another 5 minutes, then said i'll get someone else to help her.

someone who knows more about paper shredders.