quotes of things i've said myself and heard, can you guess which ones i've said?

dont play handball against the drapes.

2 hands working hard can do more than 1 thousand clasped in prayer.

if its too far to fly, its too far to walk.

unless someone holds a gun to your head, its free will. cuz you know you'd probably suck a dick if someone was holding a gun to your head.

even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

i had a macho burrito today, then i took a macho shit.

i was like, unhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

fucking gargamel.

((( answer: they are all mine except the hands clasped in prayer thing, thats Neiztche )))