got this list from myspace, yeah, wow, its actually good for something, i know.
its not the whole list, because most suck after where i cut from
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: [ J - A - N - Y ] ™
Date: Jun 21, 2005 1:12 PM
It's simple! Take a movie title and change one word in the title to penis! Just dont do 1 word titles cuz thats just boring.
here's a few because i was bored....
love penis (love actually)- luke
penis actually (love actually) - luke
meet joe penis (meet joe black) -luke's funniest? (read it again if you don't get it....)
penis master (drunken master) - luke
penis-man (spider-man) -luke
spider-penis (spider-man) luke
penis harbor (pearl harbor) - luke (just imagine a harbor full of penises!)
y tu penis tambien (y tu mama tambien) -luke
Remember, dont reply. Just post a new bulletin, copy, and paste!!!
1.Allison--The Penis King lol (The Lion King)
2.Greg= the longest penis (the longest yard)]
3. Megin- The penis next door ( the girl nx door)
4. Hayley- James and the giant penis (James and the giant peach)
5.Megan- bringing down the penis [ bringing down the house ]
6. napoleon penis( napoleon dynamite)
7.the little penis ( the little mermaid)
8. dR.pENIS (Dr. Dolittle)
9. Freaky penis (freaky friday)
10. Rocky horror penis show (rocky horror picture show) lol IDK
11.Brandon-Teenage Mutant Ninja Penis(Ninja Turtles)LMAO
12.the penisvill horror (the amittyvill horror)
13. Mark- Penis (Pie)
14. Staci - A Penis to Remember (A Walk to Remember)
15. Mari- The sisterhood of the traveling penis
16. Andrea B: Schindler's penis (Schindler's List) lmao
17. Monica- the little penis (the little mermaid)
18.Charlie-Charlie and the penis factorie (Charlie and the chocolate factorie)
19 ashley a pienis to remember(a walk to remember)
20.Christine-Finding Penisland (finding neverland)
21. Justin - cinderellas penis (cinderella man)
22. Kim - Any givin penis (any givin sunday)
23.Anne-Finding Penis((Finding Nemo))
24. Cathy - Dude wheres my penis?? (dude wheres my car)
Friday, June 24, 2005
oh? wondering what i'm doing up this early? i played so much guild wars yesterday i got a headache and fell asleep, so now i wake at an odd hour for myself.
angela's aim messages still on the screen blinking at me. what a putz i am.
oh yeah, promised i'd say more about her huh...
we like all the same stuff. which is the first in the history of mankind for this man. same beer, same games, same songs, same foods, same lame jokes.
did i mention she plays video games? yes sometimes even more than i do, which just makes her all the hotter.
did i mention she's hot? even so there are a few things we disagree on....
car...
i guess you can change few things, to "one" thing, lol. i don't see the big deal about suburu at all. at all.....
well i guess thats about it. she hasn't seen a lot of the same movies i've seen, but that can be remedied. ::imagines holding her eyelids open to watch wayne's world and bill and teds adventures::
i guess i'll go see what the fuck is on tv at this hour nowadays, haven't been up this early since like sophomore high school.
angela's aim messages still on the screen blinking at me. what a putz i am.
oh yeah, promised i'd say more about her huh...
we like all the same stuff. which is the first in the history of mankind for this man. same beer, same games, same songs, same foods, same lame jokes.
did i mention she plays video games? yes sometimes even more than i do, which just makes her all the hotter.
did i mention she's hot? even so there are a few things we disagree on....
car...
i guess you can change few things, to "one" thing, lol. i don't see the big deal about suburu at all. at all.....
well i guess thats about it. she hasn't seen a lot of the same movies i've seen, but that can be remedied. ::imagines holding her eyelids open to watch wayne's world and bill and teds adventures::
i guess i'll go see what the fuck is on tv at this hour nowadays, haven't been up this early since like sophomore high school.
i finally hunkered down and read angela's livejournal. all of it.
well i guess i can stop worrying about jinxing it.
if she said it, i can say it too,
...me and angela are boyfriend/girlfriend.
an "item".
but not really an item for sale. just an item. maybe a hot item.
she's the coolest, and i'm really glad she told me her site. its really interesting even for a rant/rave/complain/bored style.
i've been missing her while she's away, though i never say it. whats the use if theres nothing you can do about it. why carve the pumpkin if its already a jackolantern?
about her? well, you'll just have to read about it next time...
well i guess i can stop worrying about jinxing it.
if she said it, i can say it too,
...me and angela are boyfriend/girlfriend.
an "item".
but not really an item for sale. just an item. maybe a hot item.
she's the coolest, and i'm really glad she told me her site. its really interesting even for a rant/rave/complain/bored style.
i've been missing her while she's away, though i never say it. whats the use if theres nothing you can do about it. why carve the pumpkin if its already a jackolantern?
about her? well, you'll just have to read about it next time...
Thursday, June 23, 2005
went to activision for another interview today.
when you find your dream-job, you can't help from singing all the way home.
i'm there on the second floor. i don't know if you've ever seen the movie "Toys", but here's the scene-- a warehouse full of computer desktops and monitors.
a dimly lit haze breaks slightly to reveal a man who extends a hand out to shake my hand, and i take it like a beggar takes bread.
they have the most jenkiest version of street fighter in the break room, its a version where the fireballs can go up and down.
anyway. i walk past a few stations where a few people are playing furiously, and a few more where the people are just playing very casually, a soda on each side of their desk, both open and looking recent, like theres still half the contents inside.
nobody looks up, as i pass by, it just looks fun. a rifle scope is all thats on one abandoned screen.
and the location? 3100 Ocean Park avenue. santa monica. sweet sweet ocean air kisses my face as i leave the interview.
and life is good.
when you find your dream-job, you can't help from singing all the way home.
i'm there on the second floor. i don't know if you've ever seen the movie "Toys", but here's the scene-- a warehouse full of computer desktops and monitors.
a dimly lit haze breaks slightly to reveal a man who extends a hand out to shake my hand, and i take it like a beggar takes bread.
they have the most jenkiest version of street fighter in the break room, its a version where the fireballs can go up and down.
anyway. i walk past a few stations where a few people are playing furiously, and a few more where the people are just playing very casually, a soda on each side of their desk, both open and looking recent, like theres still half the contents inside.
nobody looks up, as i pass by, it just looks fun. a rifle scope is all thats on one abandoned screen.
and the location? 3100 Ocean Park avenue. santa monica. sweet sweet ocean air kisses my face as i leave the interview.
and life is good.
Monday, June 20, 2005
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Super_Bowl_Commercial_7
best commercial ever? i think so!
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=hahahomie
kung fu guy looks like he's fooling around until......
best commercial ever? i think so!
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=hahahomie
kung fu guy looks like he's fooling around until......
woman came in to best buy today.
twice my age. but still had a charm.
i was in the paper shredder aisle.
she said, what nationality are you?
i said i was half thai half white.
she said i was handsome.
i said that made me uncomfortable.
i stammered for about 5 minutes while she grinned.
she finally said, cute boy, you look like your blushing.
i said, are you comming.... on to me?
she said, yes i am.
i stammered for another 5 minutes, then said i'll get someone else to help her.
someone who knows more about paper shredders.
twice my age. but still had a charm.
i was in the paper shredder aisle.
she said, what nationality are you?
i said i was half thai half white.
she said i was handsome.
i said that made me uncomfortable.
i stammered for about 5 minutes while she grinned.
she finally said, cute boy, you look like your blushing.
i said, are you comming.... on to me?
she said, yes i am.
i stammered for another 5 minutes, then said i'll get someone else to help her.
someone who knows more about paper shredders.
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Thursday, June 16, 2005
if you are going somewhere, and are already there, is it tactful to call someone and say you're there, when they aren't there?
i take that as a sort of slap in the face.
when i take slaps in the face, i don't get angry. i don't slap back. i just walk away.
i nod my head. i might try to say something like, why did you slap me in the face? but in the end i just walk away.
i just walk away.
i take that as a sort of slap in the face.
when i take slaps in the face, i don't get angry. i don't slap back. i just walk away.
i nod my head. i might try to say something like, why did you slap me in the face? but in the end i just walk away.
i just walk away.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
quotes of things i've said myself and heard, can you guess which ones i've said?
dont play handball against the drapes.
2 hands working hard can do more than 1 thousand clasped in prayer.
if its too far to fly, its too far to walk.
unless someone holds a gun to your head, its free will. cuz you know you'd probably suck a dick if someone was holding a gun to your head.
even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
i had a macho burrito today, then i took a macho shit.
i was like, unhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
fucking gargamel.
((( answer: they are all mine except the hands clasped in prayer thing, thats Neiztche )))
dont play handball against the drapes.
2 hands working hard can do more than 1 thousand clasped in prayer.
if its too far to fly, its too far to walk.
unless someone holds a gun to your head, its free will. cuz you know you'd probably suck a dick if someone was holding a gun to your head.
even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
i had a macho burrito today, then i took a macho shit.
i was like, unhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
fucking gargamel.
((( answer: they are all mine except the hands clasped in prayer thing, thats Neiztche )))
Saturday, June 11, 2005
a poem.
the streets are bright, with many lights, it looks like daytime in my eyes.
so many people, all around, and many noises, very loud.
i start to sigh and take a walk, i see them smile, i see them talk.
and in the sky, so dark and blue, i see the stars, and i see you.
as time goes by, i don't care, i keep on walking, not knowing where.
all the sudden, no-ones around me, and it feels good. the night is young, i'm in the mood.
the club i entered, has a beat, but no dj working, in the heat.
nobody standing, in this place. the room is dead, all there is, just space.
but, i'm surrounded by, night life.
the streets are bright, with many lights, it looks like daytime in my eyes.
so many people, all around, and many noises, very loud.
i start to sigh and take a walk, i see them smile, i see them talk.
and in the sky, so dark and blue, i see the stars, and i see you.
as time goes by, i don't care, i keep on walking, not knowing where.
all the sudden, no-ones around me, and it feels good. the night is young, i'm in the mood.
the club i entered, has a beat, but no dj working, in the heat.
nobody standing, in this place. the room is dead, all there is, just space.
but, i'm surrounded by, night life.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
todays post is about working out.
i just know theres got to be some perv girls out there that stare at guys butts just as much as we stare at theirs.
in fact, all the gym is is 2 hours of butt-staring and sweating.
which is pretty much what could happen during sex.
butt-staring aside, i have tiny forearms. i wish i had massive popeye forearms that knock over tables as i walk by. but i bet if i had them i'd wish i had computer nerd forearms.
forearms are my "fore"-most concern. with abs at a close second. i have good abs some mornings. other times i have a ramen belly.
my workouts are intense, sweat dripping ordeals in which afterwards every inch of my body feels like a concrete flatener rolled over them.
i'm a traditionalist. i choose to run rather than do the gay stairmasters or rolling crosstrainermasters or crapmasters or whatever. if i'm feeling saucy i'll to the bike.
a lot of my workout is a battle against my own wieght. i do pull ups, push ups, butt ups, and dick ups. errr um, nvm.
i try to do isometrics. thats when your muscles work against themselves. for example, push one palm of your hand against the other. these are the only worthwhile excercises to do in outer space, btw. when in rome, do what the astronauts do.
i just know theres got to be some perv girls out there that stare at guys butts just as much as we stare at theirs.
in fact, all the gym is is 2 hours of butt-staring and sweating.
which is pretty much what could happen during sex.
butt-staring aside, i have tiny forearms. i wish i had massive popeye forearms that knock over tables as i walk by. but i bet if i had them i'd wish i had computer nerd forearms.
forearms are my "fore"-most concern. with abs at a close second. i have good abs some mornings. other times i have a ramen belly.
my workouts are intense, sweat dripping ordeals in which afterwards every inch of my body feels like a concrete flatener rolled over them.
i'm a traditionalist. i choose to run rather than do the gay stairmasters or rolling crosstrainermasters or crapmasters or whatever. if i'm feeling saucy i'll to the bike.
a lot of my workout is a battle against my own wieght. i do pull ups, push ups, butt ups, and dick ups. errr um, nvm.
i try to do isometrics. thats when your muscles work against themselves. for example, push one palm of your hand against the other. these are the only worthwhile excercises to do in outer space, btw. when in rome, do what the astronauts do.
Monday, June 06, 2005
Sunday, June 05, 2005
sometimes i forget i'm still awake. i fuck up and say these things out loud.
i had another glimpse into the universe the other day. don't ask me how.
but basically i was postulating that since the universe is infinite, and the number pi is infinite, that the universe is a circle.
now, when we're born into the circle, we're on the edge, and in life our circle is only so big, once we pass the center thats half of our life gone.
the universe and life are tightly knit.
now, there are waves within this circle. waves that disrupt our path. when we have near death experiences close to death, or sleep and dream, or get too high.
some people have certain religions that take them around endlessly inside the circle. religions where you keep getting born into different lives. you could be born as an animal. you just orbit inside the circle.
maybe theres a balance. i have to figure more out. i'll get back to you.
still not going to jinx it
get your comments in while you can, people. its become a fad, i'm taking off the comment thingamagigglerbobklajsldjasd
i had another glimpse into the universe the other day. don't ask me how.
but basically i was postulating that since the universe is infinite, and the number pi is infinite, that the universe is a circle.
now, when we're born into the circle, we're on the edge, and in life our circle is only so big, once we pass the center thats half of our life gone.
the universe and life are tightly knit.
now, there are waves within this circle. waves that disrupt our path. when we have near death experiences close to death, or sleep and dream, or get too high.
some people have certain religions that take them around endlessly inside the circle. religions where you keep getting born into different lives. you could be born as an animal. you just orbit inside the circle.
maybe theres a balance. i have to figure more out. i'll get back to you.
still not going to jinx it
get your comments in while you can, people. its become a fad, i'm taking off the comment thingamagigglerbobklajsldjasd
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Thursday, June 02, 2005
here i go dissapointing people and being gay again.
being gay literally. went to mickeys on santa monica blvd. this would be my 3rd time.
this short pan-hispanic guy started rubbing his butt on me, then a guy got me from behind, and before i knew it i was in a gay sandwich. they should have held the luke tho. no wait. they shouldn't. bad pun. arghhhhh.
at least this 30 year old drunk girl told me i was handsome by the end of the night. then promptly ran away. perhaps to the bathroom to throw up. perhaps to hit on the next "fake gay guy" in line.
anyway. something always happens there. i'd rather take the slaps on the ass than a gay sanwich tho.
::authors note.... i am not gay, but my roommate is, he invited me to the forementioned thing, all expenses paid, so i went, like a dumbass::
being gay literally. went to mickeys on santa monica blvd. this would be my 3rd time.
this short pan-hispanic guy started rubbing his butt on me, then a guy got me from behind, and before i knew it i was in a gay sandwich. they should have held the luke tho. no wait. they shouldn't. bad pun. arghhhhh.
at least this 30 year old drunk girl told me i was handsome by the end of the night. then promptly ran away. perhaps to the bathroom to throw up. perhaps to hit on the next "fake gay guy" in line.
anyway. something always happens there. i'd rather take the slaps on the ass than a gay sanwich tho.
::authors note.... i am not gay, but my roommate is, he invited me to the forementioned thing, all expenses paid, so i went, like a dumbass::
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