wow hangover is gone, i feel like a million clams. or should i say lobsters?

luke's cure for hangover:

step 1 - get out of bed if possible
step 2 - get half a cup of water
step 3 - take 1 tylenol, extra strength. only one, dammit!
step 4 - shower
step 5 - put on comfort clothes
step 6 - go the fuck back to sleep

from what i remember about yesterday, it was a very decent 24th. jeff and big mike drove to long beach by mistake. communication. the 2 people who did not show up were Donna and Sean. that's very, very, disappointing. i don't like to be disapointed. as far as i'm concerned i don't need to talk to these people anymore. don't say you're going and don't go.

no puking. drank the whole yard, it felt like a gallon. 3 shots and and AMF. guess i'm just unstoppable. i didn't go crazy like my 21st and drink everyone elses drinks. i think thats what kept me safe this time.

although i did ponder when i had my "i feel like puking this morning" struggle.

the eternal struggle, which is best to puke in, a trash can, kitchen sink, or toilet?

i thought it can't be toilet if you're considering the puker, toilets smell. although you can be sitting down when you puke, which is an advantage.

then i thought, it can't be trash can because it has to be held, and thrown out. but again, you can be sitting down if thats your preference.

sink has the advantage of a disposal, faucet, and water, all right there when you need them, no need to travel the house and waste unnecessary puking power. a clean fast way to get rid of the evidence. although the only disadvantage i can think of right now is you have to be standing up, which is a hassle.

so by combination process of elimination and advantage weighing, sink would be the best place to throw up if you had to.

any rebuttals please comment and stand up for your puke receptacle of choice! haha, a pun. thank god its not Big Pun. i hate that guy.