some things i have come up with lately...

if you wear your heart on your sleeve
you wear your sleeve on your shirt
you wear your shirt on your torso
you wear your torso on your pelvis
your genitalia is on your pelvis

so if you wear your heart on your sleeve your wear it on your genetalia

its hard being a guy...

if you're doing a pee and you decide to do a poo also, in mid pee, you have to change positions.