saw her again today. rhymes with banana. let me list the metaphors of what its like.
its like having an ice cream cone u cant lick.
its like a cool breeze in the middle of a desert.
its like a burger after coming back from a foreign country.
its like being close to a warm fire with a cup of hot cocoa.
while driving back i was daydreaming and thought of a new cute way i could propose to the one someday. ill leave notes so i only will understand int he future but if shes the one she wont understand them so it wont spoil it.
daisy
opens an
umbrella
bobcat for
larry and his
elephant
yonkers which is
everlasting
larry loves
longer playing
on
window glass
larry loves
in
neverland
everlasting
satchel while riding on the
freeway gives free
apple
voyages
of
red
indigo
tampon
elephants
so
on and on
never
go
Friday, July 09, 2010
her: Hi I'm ********** but most of my friends call me DHANG2X, I'm 22 Sweet of face and with the mien of a lady born and bred, with feats of courage during the strife-filled years of my life.
Indeed, others might have found me to be a hard nut to crack.
But i was like any ordinary girl who still cried out of pain brought about by the insanity and perplexities of life.
And still, despite of all these, may face was often lit up with a typical smile and my laughter echoed the carefreeness and unbounded joy of youth even behind my darkest days.
my best friends are amazing and so is my pARENTS. I go to a retarded school and the people there are pretty pathetic.I love you people who can't stop thinking about me.LOL! I like shows and music; it's basically my life. I love my friends like family. Food is my life, I love the computer. I'm not pretty if you don't like it deal with it. I think I should run around in the rain with someone. I'm nice get to know me and you'll be happy. I'm really tired at school and bored. people stop hating me for no reason. I didn't do anything I'm just a poor fellow.
I really hate school, but I plan to be nurse.I don't eat a lot of stuff.
They used to be fun. My closest friends are amazing. I like a lot of bands.I'm not really a snob.,., But I choose the people who are worthy of my attention.
I don't like people who are mean, self-centered, overly conceited, shallow people, people who can't type. Don't prank call me, I'll contact the cops and go to court, it's retarded. Don't talk shit if you don't know me, it just shows your jealous and immature. I love shows I love horror movies, I am really nice, but if I don't like you, you should know.
Labels are silly. I like to meet new people so add me and I'll talk to you. However don't add me if you band sucks, seriously WTF. Also don't add me if you type like an idiot. Don't add me if you are trying to be "ghetto" "gangster" or any other silly label. Oh and don't add me if your really weird or trying to be an ass and send me hate mail, and don't add me if you look really ugly. Also don't try to prank call me, it's really dumb. Sometimes life can be a bitch. Drama is retarded. Also don't talk shit about me if you don't know me or just because I don't dress like you and the rest of the teenage population.
me: thanks for the book! i enjoy reading :)
her: are you being sarcastic
me: i would say yes, but that would be me being sarcastic about being sarcastic and i hate sarcasm
her: so you hate yourself?
me: sometimes, especially when i read whole messages from DHANG2XGANGSTACHICK911
her: get over yourself
me: i just did a back handspring, does that count?
her: you 're weird, kid
me: i was putting lego cars together you had your first thought DHANG2XOMGLIKEOMGLINDSEYLOHAN
Indeed, others might have found me to be a hard nut to crack.
But i was like any ordinary girl who still cried out of pain brought about by the insanity and perplexities of life.
And still, despite of all these, may face was often lit up with a typical smile and my laughter echoed the carefreeness and unbounded joy of youth even behind my darkest days.
my best friends are amazing and so is my pARENTS. I go to a retarded school and the people there are pretty pathetic.I love you people who can't stop thinking about me.LOL! I like shows and music; it's basically my life. I love my friends like family. Food is my life, I love the computer. I'm not pretty if you don't like it deal with it. I think I should run around in the rain with someone. I'm nice get to know me and you'll be happy. I'm really tired at school and bored. people stop hating me for no reason. I didn't do anything I'm just a poor fellow.
I really hate school, but I plan to be nurse.I don't eat a lot of stuff.
They used to be fun. My closest friends are amazing. I like a lot of bands.I'm not really a snob.,., But I choose the people who are worthy of my attention.
I don't like people who are mean, self-centered, overly conceited, shallow people, people who can't type. Don't prank call me, I'll contact the cops and go to court, it's retarded. Don't talk shit if you don't know me, it just shows your jealous and immature. I love shows I love horror movies, I am really nice, but if I don't like you, you should know.
Labels are silly. I like to meet new people so add me and I'll talk to you. However don't add me if you band sucks, seriously WTF. Also don't add me if you type like an idiot. Don't add me if you are trying to be "ghetto" "gangster" or any other silly label. Oh and don't add me if your really weird or trying to be an ass and send me hate mail, and don't add me if you look really ugly. Also don't try to prank call me, it's really dumb. Sometimes life can be a bitch. Drama is retarded. Also don't talk shit about me if you don't know me or just because I don't dress like you and the rest of the teenage population.
me: thanks for the book! i enjoy reading :)
her: are you being sarcastic
me: i would say yes, but that would be me being sarcastic about being sarcastic and i hate sarcasm
her: so you hate yourself?
me: sometimes, especially when i read whole messages from DHANG2XGANGSTACHICK911
her: get over yourself
me: i just did a back handspring, does that count?
her: you 're weird, kid
me: i was putting lego cars together you had your first thought DHANG2XOMGLIKEOMGLINDSEYLOHAN
Friday, June 18, 2010
Dating Theory #340789
The key is to not be overenthusiastic about something that your date finds underwhelming. Whilst, yourself needs to try to put the air of being underwhelmed by everything (being "cool").
I don't really agree with this theory but it may be valid nonetheless, see exhibit A below:
Exhibit A: A jar of peanut butter can be way more interesting if it overenthusiatically talked about (see commercials, imagine a day to day conversation about peanut butter with someone who loves it vs. someone who just thinks its "ok"). Our psyche trains us to care about something more if our focus of attention. This is the case in emergencies, ie. if someone is telling you enthusiastically their partner is choking, you will be more responsive than if they just casually mention it.
There is a chance for your date to be overwhelmed by your enthusiasm. This is where they begin to be confused, may pity you, or may even be concerned with your mental health. This is generally ok, because you can put the brakes on and relax and they will see you in a clearer view.
Either way there must certainly be an slight extreme one way or another, overwhelmed or underwhelmed, to reciprocate interest and have interest in you reciprocated lies in communication and your inflection in such communication may be the birth or death of a whole new relationship with that person.
The key is to not be overenthusiastic about something that your date finds underwhelming. Whilst, yourself needs to try to put the air of being underwhelmed by everything (being "cool").
I don't really agree with this theory but it may be valid nonetheless, see exhibit A below:
Exhibit A: A jar of peanut butter can be way more interesting if it overenthusiatically talked about (see commercials, imagine a day to day conversation about peanut butter with someone who loves it vs. someone who just thinks its "ok"). Our psyche trains us to care about something more if our focus of attention. This is the case in emergencies, ie. if someone is telling you enthusiastically their partner is choking, you will be more responsive than if they just casually mention it.
There is a chance for your date to be overwhelmed by your enthusiasm. This is where they begin to be confused, may pity you, or may even be concerned with your mental health. This is generally ok, because you can put the brakes on and relax and they will see you in a clearer view.
Either way there must certainly be an slight extreme one way or another, overwhelmed or underwhelmed, to reciprocate interest and have interest in you reciprocated lies in communication and your inflection in such communication may be the birth or death of a whole new relationship with that person.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
i'm sorry i cant be the perfect person for everyone. i'm sorry i cant even offer someone a perfect day or a perfect facsimile of a perfect day. the only thing i am is perfectly flawed and my perfect match should be perfectly happy with that.
anti-compassionateness, definitely lingeringly vulnerably, makes me miserable.
anti-compassionateness, definitely lingeringly vulnerably, makes me miserable.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
there is a thai massage place right by where i work now in malibu. i walk by there almost every day to go get lunch at subway or kfc or mcdonalds.
the other day i actually saw one of the thai workers going into the shop, she had this grin on her face and looked at me sideways, like she was trying to invite me in.
i just stared at her a bit, then walked on by.
if she knew i was thai, how would that grin have been different?
the other day i actually saw one of the thai workers going into the shop, she had this grin on her face and looked at me sideways, like she was trying to invite me in.
i just stared at her a bit, then walked on by.
if she knew i was thai, how would that grin have been different?
Friday, March 26, 2010
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