a quick rundown of the few years in girls newest to oldest:

irene - never emailed back
aingel - one IM conversation.
amanda - big time flaked.
mary - works and abercrombie and fitch, what more can i say? need to stay the hell away.
grace - still just friends
christina - i don't even want to talk about it.
angela - not quite sure, just didn't feel physically compatible. would like to try again.
miko - has a boyfriend in japan, still went to the beach and watched a movie before i found out. ended that quick.

if u take the first letters of every name and rearrange the letters it almost spells:
I am grimacing.

ok well, maybe not, but it should.