let me explain the end snippet of this conversation to you, and why i stopped talking to this person i had only started talking to the same day:

1.her screen name has green in it, green is my most hated color. if we started dating, or even being friends we would most invariably come to the fact that i hate green. hating a color somebody likes enough to put in their sceen name can't be good. why i hate green, why is my favorite color so great? i don't know, maybe because i hate veggies and those are green. i don't want to deal with it anyway. i think thats a big arguement waiting to happen.

2. she didn't know what you tube is, and she didn't click on the link. if you can't get a person to trust you to push one button, or if they are too lazy to even click on it, what hope is there for a relationship? yeah this is a two-parter, but she didn't even tell me maybe later, she said "not right now", that phrase echoes in my head as someone fluttering their hand and dismissing you away like some kind of pest.

3. personally, i think people who put a number in their name just aren't clever enough. its usually a birthdate. typical no imagination. why don't we just stamp a barcode on your forehead when you're born, that way you never have to imagine who you are, it will be right there for you.

4. you won't see it below, but she said she did yoga. to me that says "yo, ga-tta get the fuck out of my face". its a sad excuse for exercise, you could do anything else and lose more calories. its for old people. waste of time.

5. you won't see it below, but she didn't say bye when she left the computer to go to her gym class. that says "i'm too important for you".

maybe i over-analyze. maybe i know too much. but maybe, just maybe, i won't have to talk to one more single who wonders why she's single.

me? oh i know why i'm single. because i do this shit. i speak my mind to myself.

yeah i spent more time on this than i did talking with her, but one good waste of life deserves another. what does the "have fun" mean at the end??? its the most polite way i could think of for saying goodbye forever and you are a huge waste of time.
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wheresmyricebowl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0E-0ntoNWo

wheresmyricebowl:
its too cute

greenshittyname
what is that?

wheresmyricebowl:
its youtube

wheresmyricebowl:
youtube.com

wheresmyricebowl:
ever heard of it?

greenshittyname:
ohh

greenshittyname:
i meant what is it of?

wheresmyricebowl:
just click it

greenshittyname:
umm no not right now

wheresmyricebowl:
have fun

greenshittyname:
umm okay?
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and i never talked to her again. the end.