my cousin is over for 2 days. my roomate is in vegas.

random thing. i shouldn't have to warn you, you should be used to it by now.

everytime i look at my roommates bmw z4, i think, wow, he got that working at dennys and bennihana's. i work as a computer tech and i aint got shit.

ironic is when he parks it underneath the busted sewer line. he doesn't know that every time he parks it there, other peoples bath and toilet water from the whole building just drip down on his new car. and i ain't got the heart to tell him.

so every time i have to take a shit, theoretically i do it on his car.