i figured out why girls leave their panties everywhere at their boyfriend's apartments. they get 10 for 5 dollars.

guys get 1 pair for 10 dollars. we ain't leavin them anywhere.


so anyway, this guy calls me frm london, and i can't unstand a fricken word he's saying. he sounds drunk, and if you listen, you can hear what sounds like a wine glass clinking in the middle of his message.

listen to the message here