Many things have transpired, and I can only remember a few.

Work is over, school is starting, and theres a few things I need to share and remember about being a Lifeguard, Swim Instructor, and Camp Counselor. The kids love me. I think I can handle a few of my own someday now that I have experience bossing them around. Although, I still wonder why kids are holding hands and kissing at such a young age, and what to say if I ever see that again. We had one deuce, thats lifeguard lingo for a poo in the pool. We had one throw-up. We had one bloody nose. I guess we had the bodily fluid variety pack. I cannot teach kids how to swim. Even with all my patience I don't like telling them the same thing over and over. Its easy to supervise kids as a counselor, it's like watching sesame street. All in all, the only thing you can threaten kids with so that they behave is sitting down.

By far the best day of the weekend was the day at El Torito. I didn't know El Torito was so poppin. For one, we got our drinks within seconds of ordering; the bartender was on speed. Yes, I'm not kidding you, a bartender on speed, go to the El Torito on Victory and Canoga and you'll see him, his name is Javier. Not a bad kareoke voice might I add.

After we got pleasantly plastered with every drink imaginable, we did the smart thing and decided to dance and drive home. Preposterous you say? I am glad to say everyone made it home, and came to work the next day, but not very proud. It was a party with all the lifeguards, I didn't know exactly what time it started so I was 2 hours late. When I arrived Coach and Richard had radish faces and I felt like I was missing out. These guys are rich from working at camp or something, they ordered rounds for everyone, sometimes 40$ to 80$ rounds of drinks for 8 people.

And we danced, I remember having my hands around a very stout latina, who didn't have love handles, but maybe love doorhinges. I remember singing songs I didn't know the words to. I remember the time of my month for under 10$. Everyone bought me rounds.

I was told I do everything a hot guy would do. Play guitar, Lifeguard, and Dance. I even write poetry and pay for my own place. It's true I'm rarely single for long, but I didn't do all those things to get girls, i swear. They just happen to be things I like.