Ain't nothing but a Luke thang, baby. 1 loced out Luke goin crazy.

omfg i found a Thai bar, and grill! Complete with cock-tail waitress. what's funny is i think the other waitress is her mom, and they were both hitting on me. Everyone from Thailand wants a piece of me. Ok they want a piece of my marriage visa.

Dave was with me, he drank 3 1/2 glasses. I drank 1/2 glasses because i'm the D.D.

the name of the place is "Thai Bar and Grill" omfg who would have thunkit. its on mason and lassen, i like the sound of it. go there one night to see a young man drowning his sorrows and trying to cop a look at a cocktail waitress.

we felt rush rushed and we didn't have enough for a tip, and we ate all their chocolate and beer nuts. we felt horrible so we vowed one day to come back and leave a collossal tip.

haha i did that trick making a link out of one of my words. i feel stupider tahn ever before.

this is gonna be a long blog, i can feel it.

I fucken cleaned up my place, feel a lot better, more responsible, like the mxpx song.

theres an obligatory fuck here, something i posted i removed again

Its out of context but when i played dodgeball with him that one day i was with Laura for the hot dog bbq for whatever-the-fuck-the-club-was,

--thats a short snippet of what i wrote

Its out of context, but i met a girl. Kristin. Japanese, doesn't speak it. Mean, but not mean to me. she hates rap just about as much as i do, and when i asked her what type of bands she listens to, her first word was punk. passes all the tests so far. i swear tho, if she's a virgin its a no-go.

Working on a Comedy Routine nad a Treatment. lol i love when i mispell "and" that way because i'm excited! the comedy routine i put together goes like this:

1. Bangkok
2. Luke
3. divorce/awarded custody
4. thai girls
5. white guys asian girls/vice versa?
6. mexican comedians
7. the mexican ice cream truck when i was a kid

yeah i'll get more thats about 15 minutes of material i estimate

a treatment is a short summary of a proposed movie, that usually goes along with a script. its sort of like what the guy reads in a preview for a movie. "In a world. Where there is bad stuff. There's a guy. Who will kill the bad stuff." with his deep voice.

i'm tired of talking to myself for now