new Lukeisms:

1. Ice cream truck sound
2. Wang and Wong jokes
3. addiction to diablo 2
4. giving balls and skin flutes for christmas
5. sick, flu, fever, not going to work
6. doing laundry for 3 weeks
7. still not done with laundry
8. 100$$ on grocieries for myself (i like food)
9. going to the dorms probably
10. NEW Chin and Chang jokes!

sample wong joke:

Why can't a chinese couple have a caucasian baby?
Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.