anticipation, that feeling you get when you have a date with a girl on saturday and you have nothing to wear, your hair is a mess, and your going to miss the best part of the day at the beach with her because you have a band practice to go to at 2-3

i'm sure you've all been exactly where i am now.

ah fuck, i was being sarcastic. i guess i have a knack for it now.

sarcasm, a lazy man's wit, ageless, dry, and the talentless effort it takes to perform, it does amuse me sometimes.

anywho, yeah i hate that word too, "anywho"

and i hate "alrighty then", and the dozens of other catch phrases that are uttered incessantly each and every day.

those words are old, and i'm a newfangled type of guy, gotta always have the new thing, unless its something stupid like a razor scooter
and how about those motorized scooters? man, society is getting smart, but hella lazy.

so big mikes birthday party yesterday, had a semi-blast, man birthdays are becoming lamer as you get older, i kinda am afraid of mine to come up, cuz of all the semi-hype
i didnt get him a present but we all bought him a pizza, and he spit it out. meat-lovers, you gotta wonder. david dropped his sausege.

theres tension in the air as everyone falls for everyone around me, my time will come, but not here, not now, not with these