YES!

finally done with lifeguard training, now i can spell it as well as save lives.

almost went clubbing with dave, ended up doing the star walk and oogling girls which probably were transvestites

actually, before i even finished training i got a job offer for 20 an hour, for this jewish-affiliated club in encino
we go to the beach thursdays but tuesdays its in a backyard pool.

i got voted most simalar to Trent from Daria between my group of friends, whatever that means.....

so these things happened at the knitting factory;

1. i wore a friggin stupid shirt
2. francis got drunk
3. kevin got kicked out
4. i danced with exactly 0.0 girls
5. we paid 15 dollars to get in, 11 dollars for parking, 5 dollars for a beer, and left

life is indeed grand when you can go somewhere for fun, not have any fun, and end up having more fun at yoshinoya afterwards

life is indeed a trip

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last night i went to a rave only to find out it was a hip hop jam, and me and mike got hosed big time.

last night i gave a bum on the 405 nordhoff exit my mcdonalds dinner.

wow, what a weekend

in reverse chronological order:

lifeguard training, many a brick was lifeted from the water, many a life saved that wasn't really drowning, and many a false look at the only 2 girls in the class
...was had

hollywood on davids birthday party, nick car got broken into, they stole 3 dollars and a tina turner cd

also went to an old peoples blues club caleld whispers, and jumped out of the car and scared old women

bonus papa-john's delivery light

bonus fries

i wish i could elaborate, but my penis is only enormous

lukeisms for today:

wheresmyricebowl: dont be so concerned about your appearence
wheresmyricebowl: doesnt really matter bro
wheresmyricebowl: if for anyone, do it for yourself
blamethehero: i dont care about my appearance too much
blamethehero: i want to be healthy
wheresmyricebowl: or for 1 rally really hot chick

blamethehero: i want to get big enought to go on trl at least once to ask out michelle branch
blamethehero: bam!

wheresmyricebowl: HAHA
wheresmyricebowl: awesome!
wheresmyricebowl: not if i can sk her first!
wheresmyricebowl: bwam!
blamethehero: no!
blamethehero: she was to be mine first!
blamethehero: everyone i know knows that im gonna do this
blamethehero: yeah, all 5 ppl i know
wheresmyricebowl: lol
wheresmyricebowl: ok ok you can have her
blamethehero: bam!
wheresmyricebowl: i'll go for britney or something

random email:
Wow, "Bone" huh? i vaguely remember that title from somewhere.
Now i'll have to check it out.

haha....i think you mean, Christina, and she was all but a passing moment of light in this dark tunnel of life.

glad you had fun at rosarito, wherever that is....

i have yet to have a night with a girl in a hot tub. poor luke. i'm sure it'd be great.

jeez, omg, if you been seeing him a quarter, and want him to know all there is to know about you, i ask you, why would you want that? and your expectations would be too high, it takes a lifetime to really know a person.

-note- haha just got a call at work from my dad, he's hooking me up with a girl...omggggggggggggggggg, wait, she's japanese, and 23! and wants to go surfing!!!! my prayers have been ansered!!!

"I like him just fine", haha you have also been cited.

my philosophical view of your predicament is one of testostrogenical bias-
why do women care what their friends think of thier boyfriend?

stand by your man, always.

superficial indeed.
its all about different tastes, you friends obviously have different tastes in men, (or boys) than you.
So if you think he's ok, you shouldn't care.

Though its hard to get really interested and serious in someone who is just.... "ok" as you put it. I'm guessing this one isn't for the long haul.

Case closed, end verdict, game, set, match, point..

ttyl pen pal
-luke
ps: can i put this in my blog? because its pretty random to put a letter you write to someone else concerning nothing of importance to anyone else, and my blog needs to be as random as possible

practiced with the band yesterday
i have nothing but good feelings about this.
good people, good music, good times.
i have a strange premonition, something will happen
i hope we can tour japan or something cool that would make it all worthwhile.
later, though, later

hard work first, hard play later.

i never blog about today, cause its still happening, and you never know how it will end

someone could call you in the middle of the nighta nd you have to go rescue their ass, or something random like that?

did i say random, pardon me.

while i burst into flames?

ack

nope, didn't go to the dads house tday

HAD THE FUCKIN BEST NIGHT OF THE WHOLE FRIGGIN SUMMER TODAY!!!!

went to hollywood, met the CAST of ANIMAL HOUSE

SAW CHEVY CHASE!!!!

MET MR. T's girlfriend!!!!!!!

I PERFECTED MY TECHNIQUE OF JUMPING OUT OF MOVING CARS!!!! upgraded to version 2.0, the sunroof.

scared this guy so shitless he ran a red light, damn silver integra's

i AM KING OF THE SLOPED CEMENT HILLS!!

i will never forget this night, ever.

so today i will go over to my dads, a.k.a. my old place to fix his shit, i mean, fix his computer

Cal State Domiquez hills is where my training is, and its not only far, its buttfucking far, i don't wanna go anymore

ah butt i must
hah... *laughs at pun

i really need to do something about this hair

i found some interesting websites, it takes absolutely no effort to amuse oneself online

its all i do all day

practice tommorrow, band practice, i guess i should work on the songs tonight

its kinda hard, making the songs i mean

making the band

my vanilla ice cream is running low



its funny, only like 3 friends i currently know have seen my old house, i was so embarrassed by it

man, it never fails, girl who likes hip who likes boys who dress punk, which i dont, only sometimes, and not very well, because i can't pull it off, with this mug.

got some mean old sunburn

haiku:

she doesn't like me
she likes the ashton kutcher
like everygirl else

she touched me thrice tho

good band

everyone asks me how my date with michiko, i mean, minako, went, last satuday, and the only thing i have to say is:

it was good

i was a perfect gentleman.

to prove that i wasn't like my father, i refused to touch her the whole day, and we spent the entire day together, since 10 am to 10:30 pm
it seemed like we transcended time and space

but she barely speaks english

i guess love speaks any languege

but there is no love is there? as past relationships have proven.

anticipation, that feeling you get when you have a date with a girl on saturday and you have nothing to wear, your hair is a mess, and your going to miss the best part of the day at the beach with her because you have a band practice to go to at 2-3

i'm sure you've all been exactly where i am now.

ah fuck, i was being sarcastic. i guess i have a knack for it now.

sarcasm, a lazy man's wit, ageless, dry, and the talentless effort it takes to perform, it does amuse me sometimes.

anywho, yeah i hate that word too, "anywho"

and i hate "alrighty then", and the dozens of other catch phrases that are uttered incessantly each and every day.

those words are old, and i'm a newfangled type of guy, gotta always have the new thing, unless its something stupid like a razor scooter
and how about those motorized scooters? man, society is getting smart, but hella lazy.

so big mikes birthday party yesterday, had a semi-blast, man birthdays are becoming lamer as you get older, i kinda am afraid of mine to come up, cuz of all the semi-hype
i didnt get him a present but we all bought him a pizza, and he spit it out. meat-lovers, you gotta wonder. david dropped his sausege.

theres tension in the air as everyone falls for everyone around me, my time will come, but not here, not now, not with these

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

after posts about moms and my pumps and facism, oh nevermind, i didnt talk about facism, i bet you're wondering what i am going to talk about today? oh you're not? you never read this crap?

well read on, it doesn't get much better....

watched jeanine garafalo on the 30 minute hbo comedy special last night, around 10:30 pm, she started to bomb, but then really picked up during the middle, then ended with a hugely bombing joke
but all in all, i have to say her style of humor is a very pleasing change from the high-energy whimsical comdians out there today that are a dime a dozen

went to clearsound studios yesterday, man did i suck for 30$ for 2 hours, i had this cool drummer guy named john come along with his girlfriend, actually we planned to practice at my house, and we were borken up after my roomates left within 5 minutes and the manager came in 15.

i didnt even look right, i looked like a bum star instead of a rock star, they said the songs i wrote were catchy, but i think maybe they were just trying to make me feel good, oh well, if he comes again i will have different opinions

we got two songs done, and i went home and tabbed them up.

mostly the two hours was spent syncing and getting used to each others playing style, and having fun playing covers

i am iron man....yeah thats all the lyrics i can remember for that

my song lyrics shall remain a mystery for now, i must admit hearing myself sing them and play was both saddining and happynn....ing? sad cuz i can pick out whats wrong with my voice and how it correlates to the music, happy cuz theres something good about it too.

well anyway, i am getting more happy with work now cuz they let me do more of my own thing now more than just training with a guy who's breath smells bad

its thursday, which means its clean-up and laundry day...yay i'm -43 dollars in the bank, i cant even afford quarteres for another 3 days till paycheck.

i just got a letter that says my lifeguard training has been changed from the ymca to cal state fullerton or something, thats wayyyyyyyyyyy farther, fawk

lets see what else

i cant rap, well i can for about 3 lines
i can't jump, cuz i'm half white
i can't shoot basketball well, but i play a killer game of around the world

i can't call a girl by picking up the phone

i can watch hours upon hours of anime and play warcraft
i can eat ramen every day for the rest of my natural born life
i can cook if i'm starving or if i plan
i can be really funny online if i try, really boring if i don't

sometimes i don't like listening to myself....ttfn

"If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water."
~Loren Eiseley.

i smell like cigarettes, my eyes look like sars, and strawberries are in season.

oh man, dropped my mom off today, had many mixed feelings.

sorry she couldnt stay here and she had to pay for a crummy hotel.
sorry i couldn't be with her all the time.
sorry she had to go so soon.
sorry she spent so much money.

but....

i have hawaii here, and its tone is nice for 399

my heart breaks and sinks when i think of the last time i saw my parents together and talking at the same time, many years ago, and they were yelling....

i should move to bremerton

i tought my dad how to use the interenet, now he can read the thai newspaper everyday for free

i didn't get to play tennis with my mom today, but i had a hearty game of solo basketball by myself today at the park.
mind the kids, mind the kids.

we did a lot, universal, disneyland, the aquarium. she still believes in me and supports my dreams, and thats good.
my dad talked about my mom about the japanese girl, now they are both into it, i havent even met her yet.

wedns my band practice and saturday rehearsal for the other band, things to look forward and up to in this chasm of life.

my back is crooked like a question mark while i type this, because i feel tired, and accomplished for the day, complete and whole, even though i woke up at 10 and didnt leave the house till 11:30, i still did a lot.

i can see my mom again around thanksgiving, we can go tdo the 3 day cancun and florida trip she bought. turkey in a tropical lagoon, awesome.

whatever i'm rambling, i need to, havent posted in a while

still hate jabbars music
still have a f'ed up ride even though i spruced it up big time

regarding my date.... i'll call her in time, my head is still swimming, we have too many guests sometimes.....

planet of the apes always comes home when i play to work....wait i mixed up the words there, aww fug it
and arachniphobia when i go to sleep, funny, there was a bee

almost finished watching the miyazaki collection, nobody gives a damn.
i have ritz bits pizza sandiwiches, strawberry chocky pocky and a case of dr. pepper, nobody cares
i have 3 new cds, 2 stuffed animals, 2 new necklaces, all mom bought, money, nobody is there

this has to be the most boring post in a while, i'll make up for it, i blood swear.

party get together

bonded with mom and dad.

good day.

whoa, haven't gotten to this in a while, been going with my mom to disneyland, universal studios, and the getty

now i gave her the car for the day so i can go to work.

i'd have to say, disneyland is a terrible theme park, its the cleanest, and friendliest, but if you're over 12 years old you're probably going to be bored most of the time there

universal was my favorite place we visited, lots of cool stuff to do, and although i don't live on movies, nostalgia is great.

my mom bought me a whole bunch of stuff, like 2 pairs of reebok pumps, one blue, one red, an mxpx cd, a weezer cd, and an offspring cd, score! cha ching!

i love my pumps!
you can feel the difference, you really can.

she says its not every day she gets to see me, so she's gotta spoil me while she can.

and man i'm loving it. i like when my parents try to make up for lost time together, it means goodies for me, although i feel horrible afterward. :(

ah art , at the getty, spent a good hour there before had to come here, i think my favorite is van gogh, monet is a distant second.

one thing about me, i can instantly tell you what i like better than something else, and put things in order of preference.

right now i'd perfer not to blog so much, i'll tell you about the big date with minako after i have it. can't wait.

oh yeah, supposed to pick my mom up from the airport in 3 hours, better get going to some sleep.

what a day, what a weekend, what a week?

what can i say? i'm suppossed to be sleeping right now but i can't help but ponder the envents that have transgressed over these past few days.

i got invited to my ex's boyfriends birthday shindig (shudders at using the word shindig). i really truly deeply feel sorry for the guy, a 21st like that had to have sucked, i wish there was something i could do other than shake his hand and tell him my name. he seems cool, i don't know if thats saying a lot though, i'll just drop it at that.

seeing grace was another thing altogether, i stood at her doorway for like 15 minutes, and she didn't invite me in, i wanted to leave every minute i was on her doorstep, but i stayed and talked like a true friend should, i saw one old pattern, ok two, that may or may not have been self-induced.

saw the friends talk together, open bitterness was evident at some points, and the sleeky comfortable monotone-ness of friends long known understanding but not speaking, some might call it awkward silences....

haha my roomate said he stopped reading my blog after i made a pissy comment about the music he was playing. one down, millions to go.

once again the point here is not to prove how many people i know by making a post board and see how many people love me, the numbers are slim, hear you me

and the point is not to sum myself up in few words under "favorite movies" and "interests". Though i would put "favorite type of gelatin", that could tell you more about me.
i have friendster for those types of material trivial matters

i got my grades: C, C, A ho hum.

the week has officailly started wierd. i get a legit email from someone who's last name is "He", thats pretty fuckin wierd if you ask me. but anyway

the highlight of today had to be when my dad called me at work, he's never called me at work in my whole life, but today he calls, and get this......

he slowly says "someone wants to talk to you, i want you to speak japanese with her, shes 22"

here i am with my work headset on talking to a japanese girl i've never met, and she ends up coaxing me into asking her to go surfing some saturday, and i talk back with my dad with the wierdest feeling in my heart, like i've been reverse betrayed.

so as my coworker stated: i must have said every single known japanese cliche line known to man. konnichiwa. lets leave it at that
i was so awe struck, i didnt know what to say, i finally pulled it together and asked her some intelligent things in japanese like what what kind of job she had

i almost blundered at the end, but i came up a telephone number and a name ahead of the game, and a date

her name is Minako

in Japanese it means beautiful child.