shit, forgot to be random, that means no sleep tonight

i had a cheeseburger for dinner, from the place that was voted best pizza

pretend you are actually enjoying your favorite show on TV when you are just watching an informerical

make out to boring movies, shows, etc.

syand up comedy is just someone telling about their life in a funny way

leave the tv on in another room

look at the dishes pile up

assholes

does the picture fit the frame?

if you were a brick would you be drowning slowly?

if you can make sense of this all and what it all means you need help, for you understand the ununderstandable