i got a haircut the other day and the old armenian lady doing my hair told me she needed to wash it before she cut it. this is well known by me because my hair is so thick it hurts if they cut it without washing first.

so i stick my head back in the toilet bowl where they wash your hair and she washes it.

its only until she needs to wash the back of my head that she stoops down, and her boobs plunge into my face.

this wins the most awkward moment of the year award.