hey there.

thought i might say something about the ELECTRONIC DAISY FLOWER ELECTRONICA FESTIVAL OF THE MOST RIDICULUS NAME EVER rave.

its nice to go on an adventure once in a while. but this adventure should have been taken drunk. still i learned a lot about my other. she makes me laugh like no other, and she's the only one who can kill me in the games i play.

saw firebreathers, half naked people on E. saw myself sweating bullets in the line of the first carnival ride, did she notice? after that first ride everything else was cheesecake. saw the entire population of one small town inside a weinerschnitzel.

slow things down or speed them up? life is about seeing things isn't it. we don't go thru life wanting to hear about things. firsthand, you're there, thats what matters. to be able to describe the puke you saw gushing out of someones mouth, now you can say that was a party.

random thing of the moment: how come in the song "maria" by blondie the singer says "she doesn't know your name, and your heart beats like a subway train." i mean, its a pretty cool lyric until you realize WTF?! a subway train doesn't beat in anyway shape or form!

i have to nominate myself as the best idea person. but not for these following reasons, these are just some new whack million dollar ideas. ask angela for details.

chocolate flavored bubble gum
drive thru food service semi truck on the freeway.
eat nothing but kellogg's total 100% cereal for a while, then sue them when you're body starts looking wierd.

i've been playing battlefield 2 so much lately, its only a matter of time i start hiding under tables in my apartment with breadsticks as 9mm pistols.