hi, i'm Funky Frickensprinkles.

( found on myspace )



A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And Bill Clinton's is: Boobie Frickenlips -- how appropriate is that!!!!

Damn.... if i had changed my last name already i'd be Funky Dippindunkin!!!!!!!

freakin eric......

sexynojutsu86 (11:18:33 PM): hey
sexynojutsu86 (11:18:34 PM): yo
wheresmyricebowl (11:18:39 PM): whats up gayface
sexynojutsu86 (11:18:46 PM): you want to play some warcraft
sexynojutsu86 (11:18:48 PM): dude
wheresmyricebowl (11:18:52 PM): lol
sexynojutsu86 (11:18:53 PM): the funniest shit happened today
wheresmyricebowl (11:18:55 PM): sup
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:00 PM): my dad got sicl
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:10 PM): and guess what medicine the doc gave him
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:17 PM): and he brought it home too
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:18 PM): LOL
wheresmyricebowl (11:19:31 PM): sicl?
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:36 PM): well
wheresmyricebowl (11:19:36 PM): sickle cell?
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:41 PM): i dont know what he brought home
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:47 PM): but he brought marijuana
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:49 PM): LOL
wheresmyricebowl (11:19:53 PM): LOLOL
sexynojutsu86 (11:19:58 PM): and he was smoking it in front of me
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:02 PM): i went downstairs and i was like
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:05 PM): wtf is this smell
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:10 PM): smells like marijuana
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:10 PM): and
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:11 PM): then
wheresmyricebowl (11:20:11 PM): hahahahahaha
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:12 PM): i looked
wheresmyricebowl (11:20:21 PM): dude u get another post in my blog
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:24 PM): and i saw my dad with a huge ass bag of marijuana
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:24 PM): LOL
wheresmyricebowl (11:20:26 PM): ur family is fucked up!
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:32 PM): not fucked up
sexynojutsu86 (11:20:34 PM): just high

here's proof via eric that:

1. white girls can be hot
2. french girls aren't hairy
3. booty shaking can be non-slutty ( ahem, booty shaking commences at around 3:10 on the video...... don't ask me how i know....... )


http://www.ryoni.com/news/136/ARTICLE/1473/2005-07-12.html?sid=93632d71431a619ae07fabb68ebbd103

notice lack of posts lately? i read about my life thru someone elses posts. lol.

i found a new diet.

its called the fear factor diet.
right when u feel hungry, watch fear factor, and hopefully they will be eating something gross, like last night they were eating pizzas made out of week old cheese, mealworm toppings, and coagulated blood pizza sauce.

otherwise i eat pretty much sunflower seeds and corn dogs.

"i love the way you smack my ass"
a poem made from various song lyrics,
a luke creation






i love the the way you smack my ass.

i love the way you look at me,
you lock me up inside your dirty cage,
while i'm alone inside my mind,
although it might be crass,

i love the way you smack my ass.

And you used to be so sweet I heard you say,
That my love was an addiction,
When we cling our love is strong,
altough it may or may not last,

i love the way you smack my ass.

When you go you’re gone forever,
And it's keeping me awake,
Can you feel it beating?
Sinking like a weight into the water cast,

i love the way you smack my ass.

while you're listening to Alice Deejay - Will I Ever? (Fall in Love)

i'm going to tell you about my short term plans. short term as my memory, long term as the drosophilia melanogaster.

about now, you should be hearing the "boop boop beep beep"'s that are common in the alice deejay songs.

this friday, Hurricane Harbor. if I haven't invited you, that means you smell like something fierce. jk, invite yourself, call 818 458 7069 for the party hotline. but please, don't ask for a mariachi band. drives me nuts.

about now, you should be hearing "na na na na na, way ohhhhh"

in two weeks, i transfer to Best Buy in westwood. 1/6th of the distance to work i drive now. and 5/6ths closer to Angela. round up and she's number 1.

about now, Alice Deejay should be asking you a question you wouldn't give a fuck about.

i cut my hair. my neighbor said i look like a soldier, to which i responded, yeah check out my "bling bling", and flashed my broken cell phone (the only thing i own that is silver). to which he responded, i meant the kind in the army, dumbface.

thats the end of the song, dumbface.

how i felt pretty much about a girl that was in my life:

I'm sick of the tension, sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place to feed your greed
While I find a place to rest

I want to be in another place
I hate when you say you don't understand
(You'll see it's not meant to be)
I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy A place for my head
Maybe someday I'll be just like you, and
Step on people like you do and
Run away the people I thought I knew
I remember back then who you were
You used to be calm, used to be strong
Used to be generous, but you should've known
That you'd wear out your welcome
Now you see how quiet it is, all alone

yay i've become a bold monkey. i shouldn't have to, because my words should hit hard at any given time.

Your Type is
INFP

Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving

Strength of the preferences %

Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving
33% 25% 38% 11%

You are a Healer Idealist.

Healer Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in striving for their ends, and informative and introverted in their interpersonal relations. Healer present a seemingly tranquil, and noticiably pleasant face to the world, and though to all appearances they might seem reserved, and even shy, on the inside they are anything but reserved, having a capacity for caring not always found in other types. They care deeply-indeed, passionately-about a few special persons or a favorite cause, and their fervent aim is to bring peace and integrity to their loved ones and the world.
...........................makes me sound like a pansy!

hey there.

thought i might say something about the ELECTRONIC DAISY FLOWER ELECTRONICA FESTIVAL OF THE MOST RIDICULUS NAME EVER rave.

its nice to go on an adventure once in a while. but this adventure should have been taken drunk. still i learned a lot about my other. she makes me laugh like no other, and she's the only one who can kill me in the games i play.

saw firebreathers, half naked people on E. saw myself sweating bullets in the line of the first carnival ride, did she notice? after that first ride everything else was cheesecake. saw the entire population of one small town inside a weinerschnitzel.

slow things down or speed them up? life is about seeing things isn't it. we don't go thru life wanting to hear about things. firsthand, you're there, thats what matters. to be able to describe the puke you saw gushing out of someones mouth, now you can say that was a party.

random thing of the moment: how come in the song "maria" by blondie the singer says "she doesn't know your name, and your heart beats like a subway train." i mean, its a pretty cool lyric until you realize WTF?! a subway train doesn't beat in anyway shape or form!

i have to nominate myself as the best idea person. but not for these following reasons, these are just some new whack million dollar ideas. ask angela for details.

chocolate flavored bubble gum
drive thru food service semi truck on the freeway.
eat nothing but kellogg's total 100% cereal for a while, then sue them when you're body starts looking wierd.

i've been playing battlefield 2 so much lately, its only a matter of time i start hiding under tables in my apartment with breadsticks as 9mm pistols.