fuck

i'm a regular ucla wanna-be.

maybe i should hang around usc to even things out or something.

here's a few letters i wrote for fun:
----------letter to blizzard.com---------

Hey noobs,

I've been playing World of Warcraft retail since mid Dec. 2004. What is with the Blackrock server? I know it is one of the most highly populated servers, but it goes down 5 out of the 7 days of the week. I may not know how to set up a mmorpg server, but even I know that is just ridiculus. Every time it goes down for "maintenance" it comes back up with all new problems again. Why don't you noobs get your noob server to stay up for 24 hours at least, then work from there. I seriously hope you aren't wasting your resources to make add-ons/expansion packs for a game that isn't even complete. Many quests are bugged, theres not enough high level profession crafting goods to make, and the pvp allows a high level character from the opposing side to kill and re-kill as long as he wants with no penalty until someone begs a person his level or higher to drive him away. Why don't GM's do something useful and cool like help in making the safe zones really safe; the NPC's just aren't enough to handle some of the raids I've seen, the city gets wiped out and the town is unusable. I don't even level up for fun anymore and enjoy the game, its a race to get to the highest level possible so you're not wiped out everywhere you go, a game should not be this way, even on a pvp server. I wouldn't mind dying to a way higher level if they got dishonor points for it. I'm not giving you noobs any more money if these problems aren't fixed by the time an expansion comes out, that's just preposterous. Cya noobs.

Haomaru on Blackrock(don't I have balls for giving you my player name? I didn't use any vulgarity and i have been just expressing my opinion so you have no right to do anything but fix your noobing game, and server.)


-----an excerpt from a letter to an ex--------------

I'm begining to see why guys (and people in general) start not to like you. You're fake. You act all cute and nice when you need something, like in my case you needed a place to stay, like when you called sirin for the same reason, but then you turn and become cold and apathetic when they don't have exactly what you need at the time. You're so fake, pirite fool's gold and yourself are dug up from the same dirt. You make pirite seem like its a 50 pound bar of minted US treasury gold. You'll never have a boyfriend for more than a few years because its just impossible to fool someone for that long with your fakeness.

I'm god damned tired of being stepped on/used/being made a fool of, by you. I did not come down there to make myself look better, and to make your recent ex look worse. We're above and beyond all that already. It wasn't "look at me, I'm a goody two shoes!" It wasn't "gee, I hope I get some." You are missing the essential ethic that people just aren't selfish like you all the time. Apparently you still need to learn what a friend is. Apparently you can plan and travel to DC with no car, but you can't come visit me with no car. Not once since you ever stepped foot onto UCLA 3 years ago have you ever been up to visit me, your friend. You've just become "better" than all of us, i suppose. You will travel the continent to do what you like but you won't travel the valley to do something that has a very slight chance of not directly benefiting you.

it took me the car ride home to think of this phrase for you, but if i had to call you anything, i'd call you a phenomenally septic ice witch.