lets see, this weekend.

went to disney land
worked on 2 group projects
had a physics midterm

and that puts me about..... here.

i rented a contemporary japanese samurai flick, it was a parody of the genre, hilarious (memorable moment: "nipple shock attaaaaaaaaack!!!!") and the movie "comedian" by jerry seinfeld today from blockbuster (snorable). total = 9.48.... wtf, thats more expensive than seeing a movie at the theatre with popcorn. WTF they weren't even new releases or anything.

Let me tell you about disneyland. What I learned my second time there, is that you can have Christmas in November on an 80 degree day. Only morons in california can get away with that i guess.

I also learned the little intricacies of being a person in a disney character suit. There were a lot more there this time than when my mom and i went during summer.

They were all dressed up too, in x-mas attire. Is attire a better word than garb?

Well anyway, they have a little ritual when i noticed when you go to take a picture with them.
Let's take tigger for example...:

Tigger greets you by getting in a legs spread apart stance ("horse stance" if you've ever been in karate)
he then waves with one hand and put his other hand on his hip
while he does this he nods his head (i think the person inside sees though his neck or chest, not his eyes)
after you walk up, he holds his arms out, this is when you decide how your going to pose him for your picture.
for a two person pose, he'll put his arms around each person, and then nod his head a few more times
after you put him through as many pics and poses as you want and that are reasonable, i guess you pull away from him and either shake his hand, give a high five, or hug him
while doing this he nods and bounces around
you say "bye tigger" and thats his cue for the next person.

its all very animated and sad once you realize the person has to do that for hours straight

i guess you learn the intricasies of touch and go relationships. you learn in that suit how do deal with people for a 2 minute span of time.

i just wonder how many variations of the ritual there are...
what if a camera breaks down? what if a kid cries? or adult cries?

it must feel so good to the person in the suit to have something different come up. its like having sex a different way for once.

every picture they take is like a one night stand. you'll never see the person again, but for that moment, you know you're the man. and they'll remember you forever if they don't do that kind of thing all the time.
kinky tho, they like to take pictures.

yes. in conclusion, the disney characters in disneyland are sluts.

i don't think i should elaborate on the more "funner" parts of the weekend. got to keep this thing pg-13 if you know what i mean. ;)