probably the most hilarious thing i've ever seen. ever.

you know you do the same thing in the bathroom.

Turned 26.

Yeah you know you’re getting old when you reach a whole new age-bracket, when magazines and other things separate you from the 18-25 age group.

That, and I can’t remember where I put my spectacles, pocket watch, and top-hat.

I ain’t gonna lie. My job ain’t cool, but I still see myself here at least 5 years because its dam stable. At input 1 I do some programming, I take tech support calls, I fix computers here. I do it all. A big hybrid person which matches a lot with my personality and I guess my race. Our company is the biggest vendor of insurance and loan management software across the country. Not the most exciting of jobs, but it more than gets the bills paid, plus it uses my awesome skillz. I’m happy. No clock to punch, no uniform to wear, and free email/internet. Its about as free as you can get sitting in a 10x10 foot cube. Its also much like Office Space in here, I even have a boss that says… “ummmm… yeah….”. Would you like to watch kung-fu, with me?

Heard from somewhere in Luke's room:

"What the fuck, its laggy today. Is somebody downloading the complete Encylopedia Britannica collection or something?"

true quote from work:

Luke knows how to cook 3 things - water, air, and sandwich.

I’m finally moved. It’s a quiet room in a quiet house in a quiet neighborhood.

Moving couches all weekend, sore and battered, coming into work on a Monday where my only reward is that I live 5 minutes closer.

I keep telling myself this will let me save up for a condo, some real property, but even if I do get a place of my own, I will probably want some company.

I keep telling myself what happened to my mom, she rented a house and came home one day to find she was locked out and the lady kept her stuff.

I keep telling myself I need a girlfriend. A girlfriend would probably keep telling myself that I need to be me. To be me I need to be myself, which means I need to keep telling myself stuff.