I think my boss looked at my butt today.

Fathers Day

I bought him some yoshinoya and called him on the phone. he was in long beach. i said i'd stop by that night and take him out to dinner.

i didn't.

i opened my car door today and it fell off.

the window also wont go up.

time for a new car.

did someone say PORSCHE!?!?!

a woman came into the elevator, with me and a black man.

she was a very hot philipina lady who had a strange bracelet.

it had some silver hearts or somethin dangling from it.

all of the sudden the black guy says,

"why you got monopoly pieces hanging from your wrist?"

then i said "yeah, where's the hat?"

and we conversated for 2 minutes in the elevator about monopoly, trying not to laugh

i had to hold my laughter for 2 minutes.