ok keeping you posted on my job:

fat quiet women
small bickering women
18 year yold jailbait and the fathers that want to set me up
stand up toilet bathrooms in offices
take home pizza and days i stay at home but getting paid for it
ms-dos laptops

i've seen it all.

i've worked at this place a month and it is like a year.

meeting old friends for lunch.

i've seen it all.

i swear i've seen it all.

just today i had a grandma in a walker cross santa monica blvd in front of a million cars.

just like a movie.

i've seen it all.

benzes exploding around me and millionires that let me set up their printers.

i've seen it all.

i swear i've seen it all.

i look out of the corner of my eye and its my mom in my living room. i havent seen her for 4 years.

i look down and a paycheck that is over 1000 dollars is in my hand.

i look at my life, and i like it. theres a great terriyaki place next to where i work.

i look beside myself, and theres nobody standing there, i need a soulmate.

so i go to this office today.

in irvine. i'm tired but i want to remember

that guy had a stand up toilet in his office bathroom.

now thats success.