its a desolate land, deserted and garbage strewn about like 2 days after a fair, or Woodstock...

such is the sight of after graduation at CSUN

as I walk to work today and pass the wasteland, i think up my UCLA application essay, and look upon the workers folding the neat rows of pristinely white graduation chairs and putting them into the truck, some are out of place.... I imagine the happy families jumping up as their son or daughter's name is called, them waiting minutes after minutes toiling through all the other names, suddenly my name is called...

then i am snapped back to reality as i sit in my chair at work and prepare to blog

they recieved their diplomas, now what? i wonder the same.....
i have a friend of a friend who got his masters at 23.....

well.....i have lifeguard training soon, thats all i can say.

yeah....so i used DOS to transfer all my 2000 mp3s to my new hard drive!

FUCK!!!!!
FUCK!!!
FUCKFUCKFUCFKCUFUCKFUFUK!!!!!!!

now all the names are FUCKED THE FUCK UP....

pardon me...ahem....

i know, useage of obscenities indicates low IQ. FUCK!
i feel like my IQ is in the negative numbers right about now......

i just realize i did the most boneheaded thing ever

today was cool, in a tedious, everything happened as planned sort of way.
sort of disappointing too.

helped my dad, he surprises me with kindness sometimes, talked with an old friend, John, who seems to be doing well, his friend gave him an rx7
damn, i wish i had friends like that

changed the oil in my car, cleaned the kitchen table, went to work for too long, played warcraft 3 oblivious to the world around me

on the good side, i did practice guitar like normal and got a message from this really cool girl on friendster, shes down with the miyazaki.

my dad once again stressed me on when i was gonna get into ucla......i hate to break his heart, but it might not happen for a while
but mind you, it will happen, i have plans.....

financial aid was being a dork again, they give me squat but papers to sign, for like 2 years now.

i hate to admit it but i looked good today, trying a new look
all nude, no jk, reversables are cool.

days wearing this pear of pants: 5, and going!!!!

like sand in your crotch area, you kind of hate it, but you kind of like it at the same time

ok thats the randomness for today, the rest that follows is just boring shit about my life

world on wheels sunday. it was pretty ghetto, but hey, i like ghetto
its this thing downtown thats like 70's old skool skating with hip hop
and i lasted the night without going insane.

there was this one old black lady wearing a purple viel thing showing off her huge legs all night
it was so funny when i somehow ended up next to her and she was doing her stuff
so funny

ah, and there were asian girls

something tells me i need to lay off the philipinas tho....i donno, just something does.

it wasnt gangsta like they said it would be

i smoked a cigarette
i had ass in my face all night
i skated faster than the fastest in there :D

today i went to the beach with dave
only swalled 2 mouthfuls of saltwater, got a couple pictures of me acting cool but really i sucked the whole day

this week is going great anyway, i didnt know i had memorial day off from work
i dont get paid, but hey, you take your car to work, i'll take my board

can't wait to see the rest of the best of the week

"get the fuck outta dodge"

my blogging, much like my adolecent growth period, is now coming in short spurts,

i just discovered an awesome new way to cook pot pies, you take them out of the cheap metal tin and put them in a bowl, stick it in the microwave for 5 minutes and viola! you just saved yourself 25 minuts!!!!! but you've got yourself a really soggy pot pie :(

oh yeah and those 2 dollar instant curry packets at the asian store last a FUCKING long time

that is the groundbreaking news for this hour, stay tuned for more

Yesterday was awesome.

I really do like getting calls at like 11:30 PM to go out clubbing for free. awesome.
i smoked, i drank, i danced, i came home in one piece. thats awesome.

the day would have almost sucked if i hadn't got that call.

my shirt still smells.

www.friendster.com

who is more foolish? the fool or the person who follows the fool?

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

whoa stayed up till 6 last night, what a bitch

which brings me to my next topic,

lately i've been confused about the :D smiley.....

ok...i dont do transitional material.....

it seems like the :D is laughing? smiling? grinning? eating?
i dunno but its pissing me off
and lets be serious, nobody can smile bigger than their head....

Insomnia is goooood....

ok well maybe its not....but today it is

for today marks my first free day of summer, and my first taste of apple flavored hooka. wierd shit.
i think i could get really good on guitar if i had some more formal lessons, like, jimi hendrix good

awake on my airplane
hybrid remix

so......what are you guys up to this summer, wanna surf?
apparently theres this surfer girl rov tipped me onto the other day, i am VERY curious about her
surfer girls and girls who can cook melt me like butter in hot miso soup
lets go!

and theres so many random girls i just pass by everyday but i never have the balls to say anything..... i'm not a true playa i guess
i was tipped to a cool pick up theme tho, you say "hey, my friend likes you" and slowly point to yourself. :D
more luke-isms to come, hang on!

here's a new one, i havent posted in a while....
well its your lucky day then i guess....

i've had these headaches, its like the coming of christ or something, the won't go away, i think maybe i'm spending too much time looking at cathode tube screens.
also if i may another excuse for not posting, i had finals..... bleh, when i study i do just fine, i should tyr it for the regular tests, i might actually get better grades.

going to HAWAII, yeah i am now going to proceed to rub it in everyones face cuz thats what they do when they go. lol jk
you want anything while i'm there? HAHAHAHA

anyway, now that summer officially here, many people arent. damn alternative schools and their alternative schedules.
damn damn damn, damn everything i say.
let god sort them out.

really want to see bruce almighty, i cant believe carey gave up dumb and dumber 2 (which i wont go see) to do it, but hey, maybe he still wants to show his real acting side.

next time someone says thank god,, say "you're welcome"
next time someone says god bless you, look down your pants, smile and say, "he already did"
those are the luke-isms for the day

a higher being?
why yes i am.

i gotta pee right now, just thought i'd let you know :)

remember kids when your done eating your vegetables put their wheelchairs back where you found them...
bwahaha that was funny
Life is pretty simple so i'm told.
You wake up, eat some cocoa puffs, go to work, come home, take one good shit, eat some ramen, then go to sleep.

bordom begat blogger today.

intesting indie bands on mm today. :)
the place for buddy icons: dragid.com

mIRC is fun again.

bored i say. i guess i should go study.

rhymes with purple...

nono.... it rhymes with burger
cheeseburger or hamburger or chicken burger or any kind of burger doesnt count.

so, saw xmen2 yesterday with a girl who is my friend
she kept fidgetting in the movie and brushing up against me
i guess that means she likes me?
i look over and she's giving me the flirty eyes.
i have no interest in someone who's prime hobby is shopping

my roomate has a piece of the jenga truth or dare game that says "who is the player that flirts the most?"

relationships, sometimes i wonder, will they take me under?

going to see matrix 2 today? you might see me.

too much hype about movies nowadays
i think people should live their own life as if it were a movie, then they wouldn't have to pay for 2 hours of being entertained.

my own life is a movie, complete with villians, co-stars, romantic elements, plot twists, but where the fuck is my happy ending?
well....i don't want it to end juuuuust yet. i have this funny feeling i've said this already.

like that song.....dose of adolecence, life was like a movie, and you and i starred together in our first love scene.
can't you think about the good times we had, staying up until two or three, coming home with, no memory.

its national letter writing month. I called my mom for mothers day. I'm a good boy. Girls like bad boys, but they marry the good boy.
ok yeah, oh yeah, you suck.

wasted my day
and it was good.

JESUS CHRISTLER LABARON!!!!
well my new computer works fine, but blogger doesn't, dang.

after many tries to post it didnt post some hilarious shit i wrote, but that ok because i have all new hilarious shit.

whats hilarious is nobody notices i wear the same plain white shirt for weeks, maybe if i stank it up a little it would turn some heads, er at least some noses.

god damn you half japanese girls, you do it to me everytime.
oh the red head said you shred the cello, and i'm jello baby.

ok so i'm not hilarious at this very moment. i think i might be better in person with the humor thing, lots of physical humor and dry wit you have to be there to understand.

dry wit is not the same as sarcasm.
i hate sarcasm just as much as i hate liars and cheats.
its like the lazy man's humor.
"i can't think of anything, so i'll just say something in a sarcastic tone"

anyway.

martial arts isnt for everyone, please, if you dont exercise or work out, dont take a class in any martial art and expect it to toughen you up over night, you're just going to pop something, like today in class.
basically what i said in the blog that got erased is my last final blah blah moms coming, but now it seems that i'm actually going to see my mom over there, not her coming here.

big whoop you say, this dude is blogging about his mom, zzzzzzzzz

well, i haven't seen her in like 3 years so shut your punk ass up.

yes my classes fo summer, boring also.

so random stuff isnt boring so here's some random stuff:
the most terriblest dreamest i evest hadest was when i dreamed i woke up and i was covered with insects, thats used to be recurring, and i'd fall out of bed in a drunken like cold sweat and thank the higher being that it wasnt real. along with my bmx dream in the desert where the frog jumps on my seat and starts talking like an old friend.

each time its a different insect, but i'm covered with them, and i dont think they bite me or anything, i just hate them and cant get them off, like i'm a mummy incased in them.
of course i have the obligatory dream where i keep falling ala' bill and teds bogus journey, only scarier, cuz i hate hieghts.

if anyone can make sense or give me their take on these dreams it would be cool.

i lost the site with 101 ways to annoy your roomates that i posted, usually i dont find lists funny, but that one was, you should check it out if you feel like reasearching it on google and wasting half a day. :)

Rivers Cuomo, that guy is the man, alternating his life between being a rock star and going to an ivy league school, thats the life for me
btw hes the singer in weezer

granted i dont need a top ten school, and granted i probably won't be as big as his band is or was or will be, theres still a few tricks up my sleeve yet. *ding sound *winking

saw a girl with an emo shirt, i think i was wearing my strongbad tshirt, there was no way someone with a strongbad tshirt can talk to a girl wearing an amo shirt, so it didn't happen, and no, she wasn't japanese.

ummmmmm........... (insert quirky last remark from BLOG THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN POSTED EALIER!!!)

i've had this happen to me before, hahaha... ok jk....

ok, so an old girlfriend IMs me out of the blue, yes, the one who cheated on me, and what do I do? like the MORON i am I decide to go with her to the movies saturday.
that spells nothing but disaster. but, there is a .001 percent chance that something good could happen or come out of this.

xmen, saturday morning, with a few of her friends. does not bode well.

i rememeber the scuffles we used to have.

she would pinch me and beat up on me when we lived together, and i would never even touch her back, except to hold her arms to stop the punching.
abusive, yes. i got too attached too quickly, something i am learning now not to do.

and then HE came and she went with him, and did god knows what.

i remember ordering her out of my house, when he would come over every day. i told her to go live with him if she likes him better.
now they still live together but arent going out, so she says.
what a chump, i still owe him an ass beating or do something to his precious car.

i'm falling right into her trap dammit.
but i love every minute of it. just pile on the drama, maybe we can make a nice cake out of the layers and layers of it.

oh yeah, i guess i'm forgetting about kristina.
oh....the heartache. the pain.
oh...i don't give a fark.
her loss.
enjoy the shirt and give my bracelet back plz. hope you find whatever it is you are looking for. have a good life.

was talking to my apartment manager and the lady who owns the building, all in my living room this rmorning while i was still in my shorts and with wake-up hair, i forgot they were going to come to put in the new stove, well anyway, they gave me some helpful tidbits about age, something they have plenty of.

new sushi place opened, $1.99 for 8 pc california rolls!!!! OMG!!!

but for now back to my jug of pork fu.

crap! i used the ? mark thingie:

Asmodeous67: can you hear me ?
Asmodeous67: hello ?
CuteSamurai: what?
Asmodeous67 signed off at 3:50:44 PM.
Asmodeous67 signed on at 3:52:57 PM.
CuteSamurai: ?
Asmodeous67 signed off at 3:53:11 PM.

dabbling in linux has taught me the power of it, and the awesome destructive force of telnet hacking. :D

i have a pot of coffee, and it is 1/4 coffee and 3/4 milk, with half a pound of sugar, thats how i like it
i use the cup for eating cereal and having soup

hey, would you say you "eat" soup or you "drink" soup? the mind wobbles.

it has come to my attention that I blog more insanely than anyone I know. I guess the only one who truly understands me is myself.
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'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.' - Alice in Wonder Land
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when insomnia strikes, part deux.

man, internet radio is fun at 2 in the morn. i didn't know they still made good trance. :D
i got new 65 watt speaker system, now i'm the maxwell guy in the chair getting blown away by the sound. oh yeah.

hmm whats there to talk about, now that i have all this free time again.

i guess i can study more...........BWAHAHAHAHA, ok that was funnie, ok seriously, i can study...... (chuckle)
it just means more gaming time and time to practice my accordian.

for the life of me i can't talk to the girls i want to talk to, like at the post office today, there was this hot japanese chick behind me, and i so wanted to turn around and talk to her in japanese, but she was on her cell phone blabbing away about some car or ku-ru-ma, if you catch me.

damn. there must be some other way to meet girls
i got invited to this sorority bar be que thing, but i didnt go, and there was a hot girl there too.

why am i talking about so many hot girls when i have a girlfriend? maybe because we haven't talked in like 2 weeks. i guess i don't consider it going out anymore, call me crazy.

on accordian recently learned how to play - Bubble Toes by jack johnson and Still Waiting by Sum 41
i can still bust my harmonica skillz.
right now listening to Robert Smit 2003 bullcrap ( i donno whether its Smith or Smit, it just says Smit)
was listening to DJ Goonie.

man how i wish i could DJ, that would be the awesomest
but all the Dj's I know are so lame..... i'd never want to be like them......

i put some interesting stickers on my helmet, um, my skating helmet, pervs.

that is the lame news for today....ah man, i even can put myself to sleep talking about myself, how sad.

welp, got a new computer!
but using my old graphics card so still kinda lame.
made a new computer using new and old parts for my dad.

now he can check his email with a computer 3 times the speed of most of my friends :(

other things i did:
went to aikido and threw a 6'5 guy across the room
and this fat guy farted when somebody threw him to the floor and i was laughing hardcore, then i moved to the other side of the room

signed up for my 160 dollar water safety training course
in the process of signing up for oceanagraphy and history at pierce for summer
ready to see everybody who goes to pierce again (mixed feelings)

discovered the wonderful art of making instant brown curry, aka poop curry aka shit sauce

quit my second job, over the phone. :O

here's the summer plan:

2 classes at Pierce from 8am - 12noon
1 lifeguarding class at east valley YMCA
1 job at CSUN
1 trip to cancun with my mom
1 studio recorded cd with band
3124 falls on my head due to rollerblading
12783697824 trips to the beach surfing/checking the chicks
228467862497816247836 games of warcraft and battlefield etc.
9293786238975692837569182356936 hours of just sitting on my ass doing nothing, eating, and watching tv

there you have it. what my summer is going to be in a nutshell.

i did my best impression of fonzie today:
like fonzie says: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
and scared many people

dammit yesterday i spent over 400 dollars of my savings in rent, back taxes to roomies, and bills
that sucks. my bank account dwindles to below a grand again.

on a wierder side, i randomly call kroq to win some tickets and i find out i just missed it by 2 or 3 callers.
fuck!

random lines from songs that have been flowing in and out of my brain lately:

I want a girl, with smooth liquidations, yeah, i want a girl with good, dividends.
At Citibank, we'll meet accidently, we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.

with fingernails, that shine like justice

she's changing her name, from kitty to karen

i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
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rollercoaster, of love
rollercoaster, woop, woop woop.
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fuck a fax came in, fuck you fax machine, now i have to go back to work.

work. mind numbing work
alphabetizing for hours
answering phones
these things i learn to hate more than i already do

heres what my quest for money has me doing non stop every day of the week
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep
wake up, go to school, go to work, come home, go to second work, come home, sleep

maybe a haiku will cleanse my soul:
i forgot what i was gonna haiku about
damn headache from alphabetizing files

ok well, got a card from my mom today, really brightened me up

i learned the mysterious power of staring people down:
i stare at people for fun
to see who looks away first, me or them, its a battle of wits and willpower, and i'm heavily armed
heres the secret:
you have the element of surprise, use it to your advantage
heres my weakness:
very pretty girls, just can't stare at them long enough without feeling wierd or embarrassed

many people wonder why i don't look at them while they are trying to tell me something important, or anything at all for that matter

its just the way i listen, got used to it from something else

i put a bid on ebay for a 6 dvd miyazaki collectors set
i am so the man if i get that
i didn't win the shaolin soccer bid, bahhh

songs are still coming along, i really really need to find the right people who are inspired and motiveated as me to make music
shit, i am willing to spend my savings right now for that cause

man, its late, and my garlic bread and warcraft cd are trying to tell me that i'm tired, gtg
btw if you like watching sports on TV you are homosexual